I should have posted this last december 18, kaso naging busy e. btw i arrived last week, 17th morning.
val : uy.. diba ikaw yung friend ni CheAnne?
me : oo ako nga!! ikaw nga !! ikaw nga!! huhuhu... magkano ang charge nyo sa excess baggage?
val : naku.. 235 per kilo... baket.
me : hala.. e mga 60 kgs to e.
val : nakow.. 20 kgs lang ang limit namin, bale over ka ng 40 kgs, mga 9400 baht babayaran mo.
me : *faints*
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me : huuy... maawa ka na, ok na tong hand carry ko kahit 20kgs sya.
val : naku naman e ang bigat nyan e. sige na nga, tago mo na yan, ako ng bahala later.
me : yehey!! bait mo talaga. gumaganda ka ah.
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check-in clerk : sir, you exceed the baggage limit of 20 kgs, you need to pay 4,700 baht.
me : 4,700 baht? no kidding.. Roht Dai Mai Khrap ? (Can I have a discount?)
check-in clerk : sorry sir. no discount.
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me : psst.. magaganda ba mga stewardess ng cebu pacific.
val : haay naku, mas maganda pa ako.
me : ganun ba? nakow, hindi na ko sasakay ng cebuppacific, mga panget pala e.
val : aba ang kapal ha. singilin kaya kita dun sa 20kgs pa na excess mo.
me : kaw naman, joke lang yun.
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stewardess : ladies and gentlemen our mineral water is 50 pesos, soda drinks is also 50 pesos, sanmiguel beer is 100 pesos.
me : goodness.. nagbenta. amp!
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me : whew.. good thing there's an open money changer here.
foreigner : yep, i went outside and everyone will open at 8 am.
me : well, that's the downside of arriving early
foreigner : but atleast were not crowded.
me : you can say that. merry christmas!
foreigner : same to you!
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me : boss pwedeng dumaan muna tayo ng jollibee drive thru, hindi pa ko nag-almusal e, walang pagkain sa airplane e.
driver : okey sir.
after 20 minutes
me : boss hwag na lang. diretso na lang tayo ng valenzuela, siguro naman nakapamalengke na nanay ko nito.
| Your EQ is 147 |
 50 or less: Thanks for answering honestly. Now get yourself a shrink, quick! 51-70: When it comes to understanding human emotions, you'd have better luck understanding Chinese. 71-90: You've got more emotional intelligence than the average frat boy. Barely. 91-110: You're average. It's easy to predict how you'll react to things. But anyone could have guessed that. 111-130: You usually have it going on emotionally, but roadblocks tend to land you on your butt. 131-150: You are remarkable when it comes to relating with others. Only the biggest losers get under your skin. 150+: Two possibilities - you've either out "Dr. Phil-ed" Dr. Phil... or you're a dirty liar. |
Since I'm gonna go be home soon, My mom emailed me yesterday and told me she hired a new maid and asked me to check if she's ok.
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here's her pic.
Bored at the office??
Here's one lakas-tama trip to waste your time.
If you have a Yahoo Messenger installed on your pc, you can do this.
1. start a conference by clicking someone who's offline
2. when the conference starts, it'll just be you inside it.
3. double click your user name on the right box.
4. a new window will open and you can now chat with yourself.
5. try typing something, you'll see at the status bar that you are typing.
6. when you press send, there's still a delay before you actually receive your own message.
7. enjoy chatting with yourself. :D
a suprising lunch break that was.
my ex-boss (the one that i liked) decided to treat us for lunch, we ended up in an ordinary thai resto. ordered somtam thai, kai yang(grilled chicken), plah tot, and khao neow(sticky rice).. see here. well except for plah tot (fried fish). i guess the link'll explain what somtam thai is.
by the way i bit my tongue while enjoying tom yum noodles with chinx. someone prolly remembered me or... i just need to shut up when eating.
A couple of weeks ago, we went to walking street at Pattaya, me, Nonoy, joel and Ate Jo. the two guys have been staying here for quite some time now, but it’s ate jo's first time to check the place. The number of tourist are not that many unlike before, I may say about 30 to 40% less than the last time I visited the place. most of them prolly are still afraid to go here at Pattaya because of the last Coup'd'etat that happened in Bangkok.
we checked most of the bars that are 'a little bit' wholesome for ate jo, its also my plan to introduce her to the area first before showing her the hardcore stuffs.
One hour of walking and entering different bars, I decided that she's now ready to see, what Pattaya can really offer to tourists visiting this place.
I really can't remember the name of the 'bar' but I definitely know how to go there, located almost at the end of the walking street near the RollingStone Bar, we entered. ate jo's mouth dropped when she saw what's going on inside. bare breasted ladies wearing only their bikinis dancing on the poles, and at the main ledge, there are two lovely ladies wearing only bubble foams to cover their body. you can uhmmm actually 'assist' them in cleaning their body.
we took a sit near the pole dancers, since I don't really like the foamy girls plus am not sure if its cool with ate jo to sit there. we order beer and we listen to the music while enjoying the view. after a few minutes the foamy girls went inside to take a shower and two new naked ladies took their place. one of the foamy ladies started to flirt with our group, I whispered to one of the waitresses while pointing to ate jo, 'khun chop puying, jing jing', in english, she really like females. the waitress gave her a surprise flirty look.
I asked ate jo if she would be willing to give one of the foamy ladies a puff from her smoke, she agreed and approached the lady. imagine her surprise when the foamy chick wanted to kiss her. ate jo cursed me when she realized what I told the other waitress.
twas a fun night and at one in the morning we decided to go back home, and ate jo's cursing, vowing never to go out with me again at any bar that I’ll recommend.
start the day by eating breakfast on my table, browse philstar.com, inq7.net, cnn.com. check my emails on yahoo, and four accounts at gmail, my job search results at jobsdb, jobstreet, bayt.com, and other australian jobsearch sites. checks highfiber, train miners at darkthrone, check my blogs: acer3naprick, pricktion and hayfani, at 11 start working by checking my office email. eat lunch at 11:30, go home and watch tv, then goes back at the office before 2 pm. continue working, while chatting at ym and gtalk, wisely chat with a colleague at singapore discussing minor details that's related to my work, and major details on possible employment there. at 4 pm, goes down and eat some noodles outside the office, goes back to work at 4:30 talk to my boss, and proudly show the chat archive that deals with the work, boss looks happy and leaves me alone, continue highfiber browsing, chatting at YM and Gtalk till 5:40, pretend to look stressed before goin home at 6 pm.
that's how i usually spend my day :P
1. How often do you blog? i'm currently maintaining my personal blog (this one), pricktion, and hayfaniverse plus my other secret blog at blogdrive, with my multipy and friendster account, i guess at least once a week?
2. Online Alias: acer3ya1 , ace, superduday, astro_prick, astro_acer, A, alas... i have this strange fascination with number one and three plus i'm a diehard fan of astroboy :D
3. Have you ever stood up for someone you hardly knew?
can my boss fall into this category?
4. What do you do most often when you are bored? i'm easily entertained. i count how many taxis pass by, i (try to)play my guitar, watch tv, play some pc games, write some stuffs, clean the house (really!!!), jog, do some situps( yes...really!!! ), and continue the hayfaniverse storyline
5. When bathing, which do you wash first? my private part, it is scientifically proven that it makes you adapt to the temperature of the water faster if you wet it first. (i don't dig heaters)
6. Have you ever been awake for 48 hours straight? oh yeah, didn't took a bath too, ayoko nga mapasma
7. What color looks best on you? almost any color, except orange (i don't own any orange clothes) but i like yellow, white, and green.
8. What’s your favorite alcoholic drink? whiskey+soda water and coke, but i prefer chivas on the rocks. beer,hmm.. Corona's number one next is SML.
9. Do you believe in heaven and hell as a real place that each of us will go to after death? well, the theory of duality proves that there is always a partner for the other one, what's the sense of heaven if there's no hell (viceversa).
10. Do you find that you have more online friends than offline friends? well, i do have loads of friends, most OL friends are now regular friends, and most regular friends are now OL friends, (i'm working abroad)
11. What was your favorite subject in school? school meaning highschool or college? highschool - all science subjects, i rule biology, chemistry and physics (fuckin prof in science 1st year loathed me that's why i didn't get the best in science award) college, my major computer subjects ofcourse, plus our electronic subjects :D
12. Are you a perfectionist? no body's perfect so why bother?
13. Do you spend more than you can afford? oohh yeah, i need to hire a private accountant, i'm bad at handling my money
14. Is it better to have loved and lost than never to have loved before? it is better to try and fit then never to try it again and spend your nights masturbating.
15. Do you consider yourself creative? in an imaginative sort of way.. :D
16. Do you give yourself the credit you deserve? almost all the time, i even celebrated in advance for losing 3 kgs of my weight thus resulting to a 4 kgs increase.
17. Do you donate time or money to charities? yeah, i'm planning to join highfiber's DBAA this december :D
18. Have you recently done something yourself that you’ve criticized others for doing? no. i tried really hard not to criticize them specially if i know why they did it. :P (pahaging siguro pwede)
19. What’s on your mind right now? how to get even to the one who tagged me
20. Say one nice thing about the person who tagged you and the five people that you are going to tag:
luching - is there something nice to say with this girl??? *thinks really really hard* ohh, she's basky's (my friend, composer/singer of the songs here) girlfriend, seriously, the most eloquent person that i've met online(pero pinakabalahura din) and.. uhh.. she's nice :) plus she's the one doing proofreads at hayfani :D
i'm tagging:
wenchie : the ninja mode of all seasons currently wearing a bullcap with semitransparent visor.
chinkles : she's currently into geeks nowadays, hope that she can find time to check me blog
batang star- the basketball prodigy from caloocan, with his height and skills he can prolly make it big at the league provided that no cheerleader will kiss him.
spitmaster- the guy who uploads the comics that i like at rapidshare, i bet he's currently chatting with my citymate and schoolmate right now.
honeyyummyjuicysugarlicious ko - who just left me this morning (sabi nya) she's now dating that not-so-good-looking michael scofield guy from prison break.
a couple of weeks ago, i tried to visit the places that i used to go to most of the time here in bangkok.
friday, first stop, MBK, one of the best places to go shopping here in bangkok, i used to go here often just to watch some movie, since they always give free magnetic stickers for the ref or waste time by going around the place. Best place to buy your spicy sampaloc at the second floor near the jewelry area. i went here just to get my new KTC visa mini credit card.
second stop, Siam Square, a hundred metre walk away from MBK, one of the posh place to go shopping here in bangkok, i also like to watch movies here but definitely not shopping (things are way expensive here) after i received my new mini visa, i decided to use it on some fancy italian restaurant here in Siam square. to my dismay, the resto's already closing when i arrived. hungry and frustrated, i decided to jump to the next mall.
third stop, Siam Paragorn, the newest posh place to visit here in bangkok, less than one year old, it's the place where the MTV Asia Music Awards 2006 was held. plus it has an ocean/aquarium theme park under it(try to imagine its size). i finally found a simple italian resto near the food court, food price is average, i ordered pizza and alfredo something pasta. i initially gave my visa mini to pay for my meal, but it's not workin with that bloody hypercom edc terminal. so i ended up using the visa mini's normal size twin brother credit card. my meal = 350 baht.
saturday morning, fourth stop, victory monument. yep i know, i practically almost always get off at the victory monument bts station, but i don't actually go around the place unlike my first year here. my derma appointment is at 9:30 am yet i arrived at the hospital at 10. (the derma hospital is at victory monument) everything went fine and my dermatologist told me that i'll have my peeling schedule next month, 4th of november.
saturday afternoon 5th stop, Pantip Plaza, the IT haven here in the heart of bangkok from aaa batteries to usb electric fans... you can buy it all here. i made a quick stop here to buy me some CD-Rs, so i can backup my files, mp3s, ebooks, and comics. i love this place as much as i hate it. i'll tell you why if you'll ask me.
6th stop, Central World Plaza, the largest
lifestyle shopping complex (as they advertise), which was under renovation/construction for the past 9 months. i watched the movie 'the devil wears prada' hoping that anne hathaway will show some skin. went home after nine and prepared myself to sleep early. at 10:30 pm, Mel called me and asked me to join them at Khaosan road.
7th and final stop for the weekend, khaosan road, khaosan literary means rice granary in thai, one of the favourite streets of farangs (white foreigners) here in bangkok. the place has bars and pubs to boot plus minor tiangge and the best place to have your hair braided. i went out with Mel and his thai gf Mam, James and his russian gf Helena. my two notorious chick magnet friends look so timid and behaved with their respective partners.
| Greed: | High | |
| Gluttony: | Medium | |
| Wrath: | Very Low | |
| Sloth: | Low | |
| Envy: | Medium | |
| Lust: | Very High | |
| Pride: | Medium |
motorcycle ride from my house to the BTS Station - 20 baht
BTS ride to bus station to Pattaya - 35 baht
Bus ride to Pattaya - 121 baht
Motorcycle ride to Ate Reins house - 50 baht
Impromptu lunch meal since no one's home - 50 baht
dinner and breakfast at ate reins - free
having the chance to experience basic diving lessons for free -- priceless
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for more queries about scuba diving here in thailand, click here
first year highschool
- 4' 11" lang height ko, payatot, maitim at matining ang boses
- 1st love kong babae, binasted ako at tinapon yung gift ko sa kanya, 5'2" height nung babae 1st year din sya, after nyang itapon yung gift ko, hindi na kami nag-usap nun.
- 1 of the three only males na walang line of 7 buong taon
- 4 na beses nagpalit ng english teacher: 1 nanganak, 2 nag-resign sa kunsumisyon, 3 nagresign sa konsumisyon, 4 guidance counselor na
- nickname -> kulit
- other nickname "shaider" dahil sa polo jacket na maikli
- consistent member ng top 10
- nasuspinde dahil sa naglaro ng sipa sa loob ng classroom habang may teacher
second year highschool
- napabarkada at nabuo ang SPARC, mga adik sa paglalaro ng sipa at pag-sasayaw, dito ko narealize na kaya ko palang mag-tiktak, mag-vertical, mag-get up.. etc.
- naging bespren ko yung pinakamayabang na transferee student
- napagalitan kami ng pastor ng chapel dahil sa kakulitan namin ng bespren ko
- pinaiyak namin ng bespren ko yung biology teacher namin habang kumakanta kami ng "what shall yo doh whin the light is yillow.. light is yillow."
- pinahiya namin bio teacher namin sa exam kasi, kabisado namin halos lahat ng taxonomy ng lahat ng hayop na nadiscuss namin
- nabuwisit ang Math prof namin kasi, nilalaro namin ang grade namin sa Math, 1st grading 90, 2nd grading 81, 3rd grading 94, 4th grading 92..
- niligawan ng bespren ko yung first love ko nung 1st year, binasted din sya
third year highschool
- biglang taas ng height ko, 5'6" ako bigla
- sumali sa COCC
- nagka-gf ng 4th year na taga ibang school, tumagal lang ng 3 months
- naisayaw sa JS prom yung 1st love ko nung 1st year, friends na kami
- sumali sa MATH olympiad sa KAMANAVA, kaso nag-katrangkaso nung finals na, kaya di nakasali
- naging contributor sa school newspaper
- nag-excel sa computer class at sa Chemistry
fourth year highschool
- naka 6th and 8th place sa copy reading at sports writing sa buong malabon
- company commander ng CAT
- news editor sa newspaper pero walang nagawang news
- student teacher sa computer class (kaisa-isang room na aircon)
- naging girlfriend ko na yung first love ko nung first year.
November 2004
We went to Snop Bar at Rachadaa soi 4, a disco pub for thai locals, me, xian, chinx and xian's future gf with her friends. We were drinking whiskey or beer, I forgot. i know for a fact that i'm a little bit drunk at that time so i started consuming more water. xian on the other hand, was dead drunk, puking his way to the men's room, he can't even stand. i literally drag him out of the bar, on the streets and into a taxi cab. luckily, we brought some plastic bags inside the taxi cab, so xian can do his thing there. unfortunately for me, his puke is also flowing through my hands and into my shirt. (hu hu hu). I have a weak stomach then, the sight of puke makes me vomit, this time, i'm half drunk, and puke's flowing all over my hands. i gather all the self control i can muster just to control my urges, and vow to xian that i'll get even.
fast forward september 9, 2006
we went to route 66, a famous bar along RCA, me, xian, pond (xian's gf), and four of pond's friends. we were drinking 1 liter red label whiskey. we add mixers (soda water, coke) to the drink, so the whiskey will last till the end of the night. By 11 pm there were only 3 of us left drinking, and we still have half liter of whiskey to consume. Beside us is a group of guys along with their gf's partying, and they're also drinking whiskey. unlike our group they're doing shots, slammer shots. I ended up taking shots with them, at the same time drinking my regular whiskey mix. after one shot, xian went out to get some air, alcohol took its toll on him. after two hours i followed him, i'm already swaying, we finished our first whiskey plus numerous whiskey shots from my new friends whom i can't even remember their names. i sat beside xian and puked on the other side. i'm drunk, dead drunk, for the first time here in bangkok. good thing xian's been drinking water when he went out, so he's no longer tipsy, bad news is, he has to drag me out of the bar, onto the street and into a taxi cab. btw, xian's about 60 kgs and i'm 75-76 kgs. i didn't know how he managed to drag me out of the bar, i can only remember i was laughing, finally... my revenge. inside the taxi, instead of going straight to my house, they decided to drop their other friend to her house first, which is completely opposite my way. xian didn't know where's my house. he asked me where to go, i shouted... "Soi Moleng... just go to Soi Moleng, I know". the driver's laughing for i'm already half asleep and I can still say directions. When we reached my street, xian asked me again where, with eyes half closed, i ordered the driver to go straight then turn left.. "Trong pai khrap.. rio ko.. riow sai khrap". we reached my place and xian carried me to my room with his gf. before i fall asleep, i told him... "xian, we're even.. hahahaha... "
Not so obvious things I should be thankful for...
1. Unlikely, weird, honest friends
2. newly learned talent to do bubblegum pops inside my mouth
3. old friends (age)
4. love handles - gives me reason to exercise
5. the pedicure lady
6. whiskey - coke -soda
7. electric fan
8. shades
9. long wavy hair
10. motorcycles
11. clients/partners/bosses/sales persons i despise
12. old celphone
13. my unique pens
Some things are better left unsaid
Some things are better left untouched
Some things are better left than right
and some things left are better.
People tend to hold on the past
People tend to hold on the present
People tend to hold on other peoples hands
and some people ... just hold on.
Everybody seems to be just right
Everybody seems to be just wrong
Everybody seems to be just doing it
and everybody seems just.
....uber-late yung kasama mo.
* Tawagan mo yung kasama mo, itanong mo kung gaano pa sya katagal.
* Habang nag-aantay, i-survey ang area, i-check kung may makukuha pa kayong seats sa loob ng bar.
* Kunwari, may tama ka na at nakikisayaw ka na kung kani-kanino habang nag-iikot ka sa bar.
* Pag sinuwerte, may friends ka pala sa loob ng bar, na may pwesto na, sa tabi ng mga chicks, lapit ka agad sa kanila at sabihin isa lang kasama mo, para i-accommodate ka nila.
* Maki-inom sa iniinom nila, (normally whiskey yun) makitawa at makigulo.
* Sayaw ka lang, tawa, pa-cute sa magandang chicks sa paligid, at tuloy ang inom ng libreng whiskey.
* Pagdating ng kaibigan, ipakilala sa mga nakita mong friends sa loob ng bar, at hingan mo ng pera pambili ng whiskey para hindi nakakahiya sa mga friends na naki-share kayo.
* Magdagdag ng 200 baht at ibigay yung pera sa mga friends na nakita mo sa bar para umorder ng isa pang whiskey.
* Pagdating ng 2nd bottle ng whiskey and mixers, tuloy pa din ang kwentuhan, tawanan, sayawan at pacute sa chicks sa paligid.
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* Bago umuwi, kumain muna ng noodles.
* Sumakay sa taxi at umuwi mag-isa.
* Pag gising sa umaga, mag-shower agad at uminom ng mixed fruit shake.
(Aug 5, gimik at Slim Bar @ RCA with thai-swiss fern, macho-boobie-singaporean lee, 35-year-old-indonesian-virgin-johan(jo-han), ever-friendly-pinoy joey, and me.)
Ikaw.
Oo ikaw
Ang kaisa-isang babae sa mundo
Na nagsabi na hindi ako malambing.
Naka-drugs ka ba?
Kahit kaninong babae mo itanong
Alam nila
Na ang gitnang pangalan ko ay..
L.
Lambing
Pasaway ka kasi palagi e
Laging pinipilit
Ang mahirap na paraan na naiisip.
Bakit kasi hindi mo makuha
Na ang buhay simple lang
Hindi pinapahirapan
Kaya nga may madali
At nakakatorete.
Sana naman, dun tayo sa madali.
Tapos galing mo pang tyumempo.
Kung kelan badtrip ako sa trabaho.
Bwisit sa boss ko
Irita sa kliyente ko
Saka ka mangungulit
Maglalambing
Aba syempre, di kita maaasikaso
Gumuguho na ang mundo ko e
Tapos magtatampo ka.
Goodness!! parusa talaga.
Ano bang meron ka ha?
Konting salita lang,
Mainit na ulo ko.
Konting kibot lang,
Mainit na dugo ko
Konting lambing lang,
Mainit na ko.
Isipin mo sana,
Babalik ako para sa yo.
At aalis
Para din sa yo.
Dami mang babae magka-kras sa kin
(hindi ko na kasalanan yun)
Sa iyo pa din ako.
Sa yong sa yo lang ako.
Sana pagpasensyahan mo yung pagiging masungit ko.
Pero mas masunget ka pa din sa kin.
Tuloy sana natin yung sabi ko dati.
Toyoin ka man.
Paborito ko ay adobo.
Bakit ba ako andito?
Si Estong, sabi nya kaya sya andun dahil sa kanila.
Ako?
Bakit pa ba ako nagtyatyaga dito?
Miss ko na gempren ko.
Miss ko na nanay ko.
Miss ko na utol ko.
Miss ko na erpat ko.
Miss ko na yung dalawang aso ko.
Bakit ba ko andito?
Kasi, kailangan.
Kasi, para sa kin.
Kasi, para sa career ko.
Kasi, para sa pamilya ko.
Kasi, para sa magiging pamilya ko in the near future.
Kasi, para sa magiging anak ko in the near future.
Kailangan, wala ka naman kasing mahihita sa tin e.
Ayokong magtrabaho sa callcenter,
hindi naman ako bampira na sa gabi gising e.
Saka, pano ko tatanggapin ang salitang
"goodnyt, sweet dreams" kung papasok pa lang ako sa opisina?
Sa akin at sa career ko
Gusto kong maging expert sa career ko
Ngayon ang tamang panahon para dito
Konting training na lang, pwede na ko sa Europa.
Dun may snow.
Saka, gusto ko dun e.
Para madala ko gempren ko sa Italy.
Mamangka kami sa kanal.
At least sosyal diba?
Hindi na kami sa baha.
Sa pamilya ko,
Ayokong matulad sa min mag-utol.
Malayo tatay namin.
Lumaki kami nasa abroad sya.
23 taon na sya dun, bawat taon umuuwi
Hanggang ngayon ayaw pa din tumigil
Hirap kayang lumaki na malayo yung tatay.
Ayokong maulit yun sa magiging pamilya ko.
Hangga't bata pa ako
at binata
Dapat kong sulitin ang pagkakataon.
Malamang hindi mo maintindihan kung bakit kailangan.
Kailangan kasi e.
Iba ka kasi lumaki.
Ako iba din.
Gusto ko rin ng sama-sama.
Pero hindi papuntang kangkungan.
Patungo sa pag-unlad.
Di lang sa pera.
Kundi sa ugali, ligaya
Edukasyon, pag-ibig, atbp.
pero sa ngayon..
Pera muna
Oh my gahd !!! I'm worst than DWD :O
Hey, I can't help it if I still know my Periodic Table, my Highschool prof in Chemistry's really good.
Tips pag gigimik ka ng weekday kasama ang isang gay friend :D
* para makaiwas sa sobrang closeness, kontakin ang friend na pwedeng i-pain.
* konting inom, maraming kwentuhan, para mas masaya
* relax lang, walang masama sa pagkakaroon ng gay friend
* pinapatay sa thailand ang mga homophobe
* since may sacrificial lamb na, makipagsayaw sa kung sino mang dadaan na seksing babae
* habang gumagabi, napapaos ka na, mas ok sa tsiks ang ganung boses
* makipag-cheers sa katabing grupo ng lalaki na may kasamang magagandang tsiks
* makipag-cheers sa katabing grupo ng mga magagandang tsiks
* makipag-cheers sa katabing hapon na makulit para makuha ang atensyon ng mga tsiks sa likuran nya
* smile lang pag may dumaan na seksing model na babae
* makipagsayaw sa kahit sinong seksi at magandang babaeng malapit sa yo
* pag sawa ka ng makipagsayaw... mag-excuse ka muna para uminom
* pagka-inom, iba naman ang isayaw
* bago makipagsayaw sa model na babae, siguraduhing hindi nya boyfriend yung 6 footer na kasama nya na may malapad na shoulders
* pag may gustong maki-share sa lamesa, pagbigyan, basta maganda yung makiki-share
* tuloy lang ang sayaw, inom at kwentuhan
* pagkatapos ng gimik, kumain muna ng noodles bago umuwi
* isakay sa taxi ang dalawa mong kaibigan at hayaan mo sila kung san sila pupunta.
* sumakay sa ibang taxi at dumiretso pauwi
* pag-gising sa umaga, mag-exercise at maligo, para maipag-pag ang puyat
* dahil naka-inom ng gabi, uminom ng mix fruit shake sa agahan
Yeah yeah... another browser game to boot. But hey... I do have a personalized avatar here.
Lotsa thanks to orange_larry !!!
DARKTHRONE CLICK HERE!!!
With a lot of free time to spare, I joined this more strategically challenging game of Tech Warriors. 
Cool techs for fun !!
"kung gagawin niya sa akin, siguraduhin nya lang na pag ako ang gumawa nun sa kanya wag syang ngangalngal"
" magkita sila... basta ba kapag nakipagkita sa akin ex ko ok lang"
"no double standards... "
" what is good for the goose is good for the gander "
so now mga kids which is male? which is female?
goose or gander?
yep... gander is the female goose.
...
...
...
Goodness Mother Goose is GAY !!!
"Pull a rabbit out of your hat. That's the secret both to trial law and life." - Denny Crane
I'm currently in awe with the legendary Denny Crane (William Shatner) and the notorious Allan Shore (James Spader) in Boston Legal.
Two great attorneys/ies(??) who win cases with their eccentricity on and off the courtroom. Well, of course with Monica Potter and Rhona Mitra on the cast... hotta hotta lawyers.
I can't find any pic of the tv series (translation : i'm too lazy to search)..
so here's another link
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I'm having problem with one vegetable, the one Americans use for the holloween. Is it squash ? sasquatch ? squatch? sasquash ?
Because that's my dessert today sweetened _________ (insert correct name here).
(Lesson # 1)
As what i learned from Finding Forrester, the movie, when you're typing, just type and do the thinking later. And so i'll just type the words that came out of my mind, but this time, I'll try to focus it with what luchie told me to write about. Write about pens. what about pens? well, first of all, I'm quite addicted to pens, I love pens. I collect them. Well actually, I only collect pens in which i got for free, or if someone gives me one. I don't buy pens. No matter how much I like the pen's design or feature, unless its free, I won't get it.
No, its not because that I'm cheap. Yeah, ok, sort of. But collecting it wouldn't be that different, if I'm gonna buy one.
Ok, on to more serious topic about the pen. Do you still believe that the pen is mightier than the sword, but my keyboard is waaaayyy mightier than the old fashioned pen. You can't probably stab someone using the keyboard, but it'll sure can give him a mean headache. In this age of computers and internet, there is only one means of writing that reigns supreme. And it's through the use of the keyboard. Even online drawings are made using the keyboard and ofcourse its ever reliable partner the mouse. And so my pen, eat your heart out, you can never hack anyone using your sharp tip. It's the age of the keyboard and the mouse, or for some, the touch screens.
So what happened to my ever reliable pen? It improves, it morphs, it simply changed. Not just your ordinary ball point pen. But my ever powerful pen, has laser points now. Pen that can also be used as a pencil, or one pen that has 3 colors plus a pencil. Pens with clocks, pens that can be used to draw something to the computer, and other innovations for my lovely pen.
I guess DWD will have a field day with this read.
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(this was written last Saturday)
Last Thursday at our gimmick at Slim bar, I only spent 250 baht, transportation included, and yet we drank JW’s Red Label. The best part was the Red Label party with lots of uber-sexy-pretty-female-celebrities, coolness.
Last Friday, after I sent Fred back to his hotel, I took a taxi in front of our office (hotel is at the side of my office) to go home. The taxi meter reads 1.3 km... I only need to pay 35 baht when I reached my place.
I checked my weight this evening before eating my dinner, and it's now 77.4 kg., it was 78.6 kg. two weeks ago. To celebrate my achievement in losing weight, I ate 2 pieces of KFC chicken, fries, mashed potato and, guess what... gravy!!! Oh and I also bought me a couple pints of ice cream. What? Is that bad?
After a couple of weeks since its been shown here, I finally got the chance to watch Scary Movie 4, last night... sad to say but the only bright spot of the movie is Carmen Electra on corset and Anna Faris' sexy voice.
3-1, we won over the number one team in our bowling league. Thanks to Ka-Romy's great game and my game-saving spare. :D
I created another blog... a blog where I can write my fictional stories..
:D
check it out !! --> click here
Today, June 5, 2006 is Yellow Monday. No, its not because I'll be wearing my favorite yellow shirt. Its because it is the Thai King's 60th anniversary as the monarch ruler of Thailand. He is the most hardworking monarch ruler in the world, also the longest one to rule. To celebrate his 60th anniversary, Thai people will wear Yellow shirts with Thai characters meaning LONG LIVE THE KING !!!
According to my friend, Jayjay, he is amazed how the Thais respect their king, unlike in KL. The Thai people love their king. Though technically he's not the one running the government (Thaksin *ubo *ubo) but the people follows and respects him.
He is Thailand's secret, I mean, well obvious weapon for the unity of their country.
I wish Philippines has a king, and us Filipinos R-E-S-P-E-C-T-S him.
We went out last Saturday night. Me, JOey and Jayjay. Joey's Filipino ang Jay's Malaysian. He's 1/2 Chinese and 1/2 Indian. We went to RCA to have some fun, We checked out the Flix BAr (Trance) and Slim (Hiphop) club. Drinking Just beer. We're there for almost 3 hours. And sadly, no new friends.
For the first time here in Bangkok, I went to RCA without even talking to any female. And that sucks. I don't know, it could be my two friends scaring the girls away. Though Joey's the best looking among the three of us. Or its just, I lost my cuteness (hu hu hu hu ). Or I guess the sanrio-pony-tail look doesn't work for me, so back to the headband. Or maybe, its just a dry night for us. Hehehehe.
Yesterday, June 1, 2006 was my 2nd year anniversary here in Bangkok.
Two years and still retarded.
I discovered this nice rpg online game (note: no download needed or uber slow graphics to load) it's called Monster Game. The classic battle between Vampires ang Werewolves. Thanks to Kastheen for biting me and turning me into a vampire. Man, I so like to be a werewolf.. well.. if you want to know more about the game, click the link here, or click the link on the right side of my blog, BITE ME... :D
princess: sinusumpong ako ng sinusitis
me : pahigop mo ilong mo...
me : tanggal yan
princess: kadiri to....
princess: baka sumama utak ko paghigop
princess: di pa naman maganda pagkakakapit ng utak ko sa ulo ko
princess: <<< maluwag ang turnilyo
me : e di.. pasakan mo yung path sa utak..
me : para hindi sumama
me : goodness
me : simpleng problema e
me : pinapalala
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princess: ace
princess: question
princess: anong meron sa likod ng ilong?
princess: tagal na ako nagwawonder jan
princess: sa likod ng ilong at sa taas ng ngala-ngala
princess: empty space?
princess: fluidS?
princess: brain?
princess: ano?
me : hmm.. filter..
me : filter.. para yung mga sinisinghot na cocaine.. e liquid na pagdating sa brain
princess: ganda
princess: ang ayos ng sagot
me : kasi.. kung ang coc.. e nakakarating sa brain ng buo-buo.. aba...
me : mapupuno ang skull
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princess: eto pa
princess: pag nananaginip ka ba....
princess: in color or black and white?
princess: like for example
me : pag nananaginip ako..
princess: alam mo na red shirt yung suot ng napanaginipan mo... pero... hindi mo actually nakikita na red shirt princess: gets
me : aba.. 8 megapixel.. colored!!
me : malinaw na malinaw
me : alam ko.. .kung ano kulay ng golden araw na sumisikat..
princess: colored nga?
me : colored po
me : lagi naman diba?
princess: ako.. hindi
princess: black and white
princess: alam ko lang yung kulay
princess: pero hindi ko actually nakikita
me : ahh
me : baka nakapikit ka
me : kaya hindi mo nakikita
princess: toink
princess: buset
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me : ano? may tanong ka pa?
me : madami akong answers
princess: nananaginip ba ang aso?
princess: wala naman silang reasoning
princess: bakit nananaginip sila
me : tingin ko.. oo
me : oo
me : nananaginip ang aso.
me : kasi minsan umuungol sila pag tulog e
me : diba ang tao pag nananaginip umuungol pag tulog.
me : provided na tulog talaga sila ha
me : at hindi nagtutulog-tulugan habang may katabi silang ka-opposite sex nila
princess: kahit same sex pa
princess: brokeback
me : ay oo nga. kahit same sex pa
me : kaya.. in conclusion.... nananaginip ang aso
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me : tanong ka pa.
me : yung mga wonders ng nature
me : goodness
princess: pano mo idedescribe ang kulay green sa isang bulag?
me : goodness...
me : ano alam ng bulag sa green???
me : pero.. eto sagot ko
me : tatanungin ko muna sya..
me : mahilig ka ba sa porn??
me : mahilig ka bang mang-kapa.. ng parte ng ibang tao...kahit ayaw nila?
me : lagi ka bang. "all attention" kung lalaki at "all wet" kung babae ??
me : kung yes ang sagot mo sa lahat na yan... alam mo na ang kulay green
chacha : kaya sya maitim kasi nag-beach sya.
me : talaga? pag nag-beach ka mangingitim ka?
chacha : syempre, nag-beach nga sya e, ganun talaga yun, pag nag-beach nakakaitim.
me : e paano pag nag-beach sya sa gabi? Mangingitim ba sya?
chacha : hmmm (isip)....
me : ano?
chacha : hindi.. kasi gabi yun e.
me : e nasa beach pa din sya ah, kaya dapat mangitim sya.
chacha : e kasi nga gabi, madilim, kaya hindi sya mangingitim.
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faye : ahh.. sya ba si tita chinkey, bakit sya payat dito sa picture.
me : e ganun talaga ang pagkakakuha ng picture e
faye : e diba mataba sya... kasi maputi sya.
me : huh?? hindi ko ma-gets.
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faye : hahaha daddy, panget ka ng bata ka.
me : ganun? e di panget ka din, magkamukha kayo e.
daddy: oo nga. pangit ka din. hahahahaha!!
faye : ay hindi, pogi ka pala nung bata ka. kaya maganda ako.
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chacha : laro tayong chess
me : oo ba, sino white?
chacha : ikaw na lang.
me : o sige, titira na ko.
chacha : teka, jack en poy muna kung sino mauuna.
Location : Suanlum Night Bazaar
Time : about 10:30 pm
Me and Pookster drinking some not so yummy foreign beer
Pook : Hey, I'm sorry A, but I need to go somewhere to meet "some" friends
Me : C'mon... is your friend a he or a she ?
Pook : He's a he.
Me : Ok.. boring...
Pook : He's an old friend... I'm just gonna drop by at Admakers and say Hi.
Me : Just drop by? So can I come with you?? (sheepish smile)
Pook : No, no.. mai dai. You see, he's a very strange guy, like, he doesn't want to mingle wih other people... you know.
Me : That's really odd. I bet he's your GICK and you don't want me to see him.
Pook : No no... I don't have a gick.
Me : Yeah unlike your boyfriend.
Pook : Hahaha No, my boyfriend has no gick.
Me: Hahahahahaha !
Pook : You know, my friend, that guy, could have been my boyfriend, but I chosed my boyfriend.
Me : aha!! so you're gonna go out on a date with your ex-suitor.. hahahha!! I'm gonna tell Simona and Chinkey about this.
Pook : No no, please don't tell them... imagine what will they say..
Imaginary Simona : Oh my God Pookie, what are you doing? How can you even think about that?
Me : and what about Chinkey ?
Imaginary Chinkey : Go girl. Enjoy!
Me and Pook : Hahahahahahaha!!!
Note : Imaginary Simona and Imaginary Chinkey is also Pookster.
Step by step guide on peeing (Thai males only)
step 1 : goes inside the toilet
step 2 : proceeds directly at the lavatory to wash their hands
step 3 : wash their hands with soap then rinse.
step 4 : without drying their hands, they proceed to the urinals to pee
step 5 : pees
step 6 : leaves the toilet
and that's the reason why I don't shake hands with them. :D
I was brought up with a logical approach about love. I know that my parents and brother love me, so there is no reason for me to do stupid things just to get their attention. My dad's been working abroad since I was two and I already got the hang of it. I know that every two years, he'll go back and stay with us for a couple of months then leave. I always knew he'll come back for us, 'cause he loves us. When I was in college, a friend of mine joked that my dad has another family abroad. My brother and I just laugh, and told him its okay, as long as he still sends money. Also, we'll be happier if we have more brothers or sisters. Kidding aside, we do trust our dad.
love = trust , this equation's a no brainer.
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A friend of mine who's well travelled in Europe asked me something last night..
friend : why is it that thailand have so many gays? or lady boys?
me : i don't know, culture probably.
friend : culture
me : yeah, because they're tolerated here.
friend : Really? But gays and lesbians were tolerated as well in Europe. But the influx of them here, man its overflowing.
me : i dunno.. maybe its the soya milk D:
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what is "i love you" to you ???
not love.. but the whole phrase...
define "i love you" ...
someone answered
>>> i am feeling something beyond description that i am overwhelmed by it right now, and when i say these three words, i feel like i wanna jump dance twirl, i feel you, i know you, i hear you, i am one with you...
from left to right...
- pondyang, nanay, tatay sy, chinkles, lolo se, ako, tatang xian
What a way to spend my week here in Thailand. Since everyone in the Philippines is solemnly celebrating Holy Week, we are celebrating Thailand's New Year here, the Songkran Festival.
I spend my Holy Thursday with my "tatay" here and his son, Chie at Khaosan Road. We ended up getting soaked, and having so much fun, putting white chalks on wet, cute females. We went home at around 1 am.
I just stayed home the whole Good Friday. (because no one called me to go out that day)
Saturday, me, tatay and Chie, went to Pattaya. To my surprise, tatay paid for my bus fare. (saved 117 baht) :D. It's a 2 hour trip, when we arrived there, at 12 noon, we ate some siomai, and tatay also paid for mine. (20 baht + 10 baht for the water), then we went to Beach Road. We took our lunch at Subway (190 baht), of course I didn't have the chance to touch my wallet.
We decided to rent a cheap room, so we can go around without the burden of carrying our stuffs, room cost is 600 baht. (200 baht). We went out again, and decided to check out the nearest mall. Since it's too early to go clubbing, we decided to watch the movie Ice Age 2 (100 baht). After the movie we ate our dinner at Sizzler's unlimited salad bar (180 baht).
Its 9 pm and its bar hopping time.
Our plan is to drink just one bottle of beer per bar, so we can visit the most bars at Walking street that night. so, it's 10 or 12 bars... 1 beer = 95 baht (1140 baht). Extra curricular activities (500 baht).
Yey!! I saved 2457 baht !!
But wait, watching live shows, showers, bubble baths, woman to woman action, bartering prices, touching 'em girls, with your “foster” dad and brother for the day = still priceless.
who am i
1. i like my eggs, sunny side up, well done.
2. masungit talaga ako
3. not hiphop nor rakista isa lang akong mananayaw
4. loves old songs, really old songs
5. likes pens, but don't buy em
6. chronic flirt
7. stingy (soooopppeerr !! )
8. loves to take a walk
9. loves to sleep
10. internet addict
11. suplado sa simula
12. antipatiko
13. joker
14. i was born to swim
15. loves water
16. i can get along with anybody, simply because i adjust/blend in
17. loves to LICK
18. prefers conversation (than SEX? )
19. simple things = happy me
20. listen
21. am a prankster (and a PRICKSTER)
22. a com sci grad who knows nothin about database
23. likes basketball and bowling, but they don't like me
24. rhumba frappucino
25. adobong baboy + kanin lamig = nyamnyam
26. shades
27. harry potter
28. spiderman
29. astroboy
30. frustrated singer
31. taking photos (camera man mode)
32. frustrated guitar player
33. i do procrastinate
34. pedicure schedules every month
35. don't like smoking
36. finger nails, always trimmed
37. dirty thoughts/ vivid imagination
38. frustrated lawyer
39. i am always on time
40. i am really good in math, so I claim
41. my dream sex act is 3 some with 2 chicks
42. i feel restless all the time.. i thump my feet, i click my fingers..
43. i eat vegetables.... now.
44. i powder my feet before i wear socks
45. derma schedule every month
46. likes comics, but I don't buy them (i download them)
47. my scars heal fast
48. i so love my hair
49. i occassionally have lower back pains, headaches and knee pains
50. dusty is ok, sticky, no way
51. i rationalize (most of the time)
52. i am logical yet fallable
53. my thai sucks (language)
54. lipbalm is a necessity
55. loves white toblerone
56. doesn't like open windows when sleeping
57. superhero complex
58. power naps at the comfort room
59. removes shoes inside the office
60. needs music to work
61. i don't dig chinitas
62. left handed
63. have a counting quirk
64. i like it hard (massage)
65. i like plants
66. regular critic
67. hates waiting but normally waits. :(
68. always sleep at the left side of the bed (you facing the bed)
69. <-- loves this
70. doodles #$@(@#%@^
71. likes easy listen songs (also basky's)
72. best place to chill = starbucks langsuan
73. i so don't like to watch it again => The Grudge Juon (Jap version)
74. the passive type
75. closet masochist
76. collects FHM (before)
77. likes blue and green
78. prefers not so cold water for drinking
79. whiskey + soda water + cola = solve
80. great sense of direction (always the navigator)
81. am not that vain (denial mode)
82. time conscious
83. my budgetting prowess sucks
84. likes sexy leather shoes
85. loves to suprise
86. don't mess with me when i'm hungry
87. prefers sandals over shoes
88. Eheads
89. euro fit shirts
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A new song from the resident prick composer...
(you can check the song by clicking it at the right side of this blog)
NALULUNOD
Tama na
Tama na
Bakit kailangan kong
magpauto sa naramdaman,
di naman alam
Ito ba ay dapat ngang mangyari?
Ang pagiisip ko sayo
ay hindi dahilan
upang aking saktan
ang nalilitong damdamin.
Nalulunod, nalulunod.
Nalulunod, nalulunod...
Sa iyong mga lambing,
ang iyong mga halakhak na
nakakalasing.
Ayoko pang gumising.
Nakakalimutan ang sarili
kapag ikaw ang kapiling.
Ito ba'y panaginip?
Dahil ayoko pang gumising
Tama na
Tama na
Bakit kailangan kong
lumayo at kalimutan?
Nang walang masaktan?
Ito ba ay dapat ngang magyari?
Ang pagiisip ko sa iyo
ay hindi mapigilan.
Walang katapusan
ang nalilitong damdamin.
Nalulunod, nalulunod.
Nalulunod, nalulunod...
Sa iyong mga lambing,
Ang iyong mga halakhak na
nakakalasing.
Ayoko pang gumising.
Nakakalimutan ang sarili
kapag ikaw nag kapiling.
Ito ba'y panaginip?
Dahil ayoko pang gumising
Tama na...
Nalulunod...
Ayoko pang gumising...
Tama na...
Kaibigan,
Ano ba pagkakaiba natin?
Hindi lang sa maputi ka at maitim ako
O malaman ako't ika'y patpatin
Isipin pa natin sa iba pang aspeto.
Gusto ko sya, gusto mo din
Kung sinunod mo ang puso mo,
Nagmasid ako't tumingin
Nangulit, nanood at umupo.
Kung ikaw sa pakikipagtalastasan
Patawa't biruan naman ako
Sa malalim mong kaalaman
Katawan ko naman, inalay ko.
Ano ba uli pagkakaiba natin?
Nasaktan ka, ako? baka ..siguro
Handa ka bang muling ulitin?
Ako? oo, hindi... ewan, malay ko.
Kaibigan,
Ano ba pagkakaiba natin?
Nandito ako, andyan ka.
Di lang sa lupain at kultura suriin,
Pati ugali't karaka'y idagdag na.
Gusto mo sya, gusto ko din
Emosyon ang pinairal mo,
Ang tuso mong damdamin,
Nakakatuwa, pero nag-isip lang ako
Makulit ka, talentado pa
Nagmasid ako ulit, tumingin
Sa bawat tipak mo sa gitara
Ngiti at letra lang sa akin
Ngayo'y nalulunod ka,
Ako nama'y nasa tubig din.
Tayo nga'y magkaiba
Lumangoy ako't sumisid pailalim.
them : hello bugoy !!
me : oist ate kulotsis!!
them : kumusta ka na bugoy?
me: ako? okey naman. kayo?
them : wala ka bang nadidinig? (sound of water waves )
me: anong nadidinig?
them : ayun o... umaagos, umaalon na tubig.
me : asan kayo?
them : ah kami. dito lang sa Phuket. walang wala e.
me : PHUKETTT!!! waaahhh andaya!!
them : ay.. kanina dun kami kumain kung saan nag-shooting ng Bridgette Jones.. hehehe.
them : mainggit ka!! mainggit ka!! hahahaha!
me : kala nyo ha.. tandaan nyo yan..pag ako naman.. iinggitin ko din kayo!! hmmpff!!
him : that was the best week i ever had, here
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her: how do you know if its love?
him: you'll know.
her: how nga e?
him: hmm it's that thing that makes you grab that 1 percent chance of hope.
her: and?
him: na kahit 1percent lang ang chance ng probability, you'll go for it. you won't give up.
her: ganun ? kawawa naman ako. feeling ko, hindi ko pa nararanasan yun..
him: ngeks. hindi pa siguro dumadating yung guy.
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i always dream of being chased all the time. running away from someone,or something. but last night t'was different, for the first time, i'm chasing someone. i don't know who, i don't know what, but i'm chasing it. and with me is a unicycle, i'm pushing it forward, and it makes the run smoother and faster.
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ang init dito... buti na lang may bath tub na ko.. babad muna ako sa tubig....
At the BTS train (MRT here)
I saw this pretty girl about 3 meters away from me
I glanced at her,
I caught her glance at me
I looked again
And she looked back
I smiled
She smiled back
I looked at her eyes,
her lips
her shoulders
her body (or should i say her humps)
the tiny waistline
those shapely legs
i bet she's also staring at me
and then I look up again to meet her eyes
she's laughing.
i'm suprised.
then I realized, my fly's open.
syet !!!
Sitting in front of the fountain with 5 gushers (or whatever you call that)
the pattern is
3 will gush
then
4...
then
5..
then
1..
then
2..
3..
4..
5...
and so on.
Approximately there's ten seconds difference before the next gush.
67 guys wearing slacks went by
83 females passed by carrying hand bags
And I'm still here sitting in front of the fountain.
40 minutes and counting....
It was the 20th that day... geeezzz..
I am who I am with, but what happens if I'm with none?
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this part is intentionally left blank :p
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Even pricks do cry.
him : here, happy valentines (sabay abot ng long stem na white rose)
her : uy.. thanks ha.. nag-abala ka pa
him : ok lang.. Valentines naman e
her : umm.. san mo kinuha ito?
him : gusto mong malaman kung san ko nakuha yan?
her : oo naman, san mo binili?
him : actually ganito yan, I was riding this motorcycle papunta dito, and in front of me was a girl, also in a motorcycle, carrying loads of white roses, one bump, and she dropped one white rose. I told my motorcycle driver to stop for me to get the rose.
her : huh?
him : yup.. and that's the rose.
her : ang tigas mo talaga
the big poster !
windy day
longggggggggg queue for the booze 
'em thai band are noisy... 
franz ferdinand
new friends from KL
Oasis !!!!!
Rocker na ko!!! 
si noel 
this is a DIFFERENT shirt. really.
