roses are white...

him : here, happy valentines (sabay abot ng long stem na white rose)
her : uy.. thanks ha.. nag-abala ka pa
him : ok lang.. Valentines naman e
her : umm.. san mo kinuha ito?
him : gusto mong malaman kung san ko nakuha yan?
her : oo naman, san mo binili?
him : actually ganito yan, I was riding this motorcycle papunta dito, and in front of me was a girl, also in a motorcycle, carrying loads of white roses, one bump, and she dropped one white rose. I told my motorcycle driver to stop for me to get the rose.
her : huh?
him : yup.. and that's the rose.
her : ang tigas mo talaga