Best man's speech

for basky and luching....

Good afternoon/evening everyone, before anything else I would like to say three words…

(pause)

You know? Sense. (pause)

I will explain those words later.

I was surprised when they officially picked me to be the best man on their wedding, however, I should pass all the requirements:

Number 1. I should prepare a speech, in English.

Number 2. I should have a wedding gift

Number 3. I should wear a suit with and a white shirt

And

Number 4. I should Send out invitations to our common friends.

Luanne and Seigfred, but for me, I call them Luching and Basky. Two of my most talented friends.

Luanne can write the most poetic literature known to man that is also vocabulary challenging for us mortals and

Seigfred can melt anyone’s heart with his voice and song compositions. Personally.

They’re a perfect couple that has similar interest in the art of prose and lyric poetry.

So how do you think they’ve met?

It started with an online blog post from Luching, a journal on the internet on January 2006 that caught My attention and Basky’s.

You see, we’re all members of this internet online community that our good friend Luis created. For more queries about online community you can ask Luis later, for now, on with the story.

Basky asked me if I know the female who posted those blog-like threads.

I answered him, not yet, but we’ll soon find out.

After the initial Hi and Hello, I finally gathered enough information from the Lady Blogger, who’s name is Luching and passed it to Basky.

Basky then asked me, how Luching looked like?

I then asked Luching if she had a Friendster account for us to view, she did, and I passed it to Basky again.

Out of the blue, Basky told me he likes Luching. I’m amazed how quickly he felt something for the Lady Blogger with big arms. I told him that Luching is not the easy girl type, she’s the kind of woman you need to be serious to. Of course those heavy arms added some scare.

Basky never bugged me about the lady bouncer... err... lady blogger afterwards.

several weeks passed until one of them admitted that they’re dating.

few more days and they both told me that they’re in love.

Here’s a glimpse on their hourly date. I guess Luching still remembers this…

25 floors down

P7.50 pesos jeepney fare

872 steps in 3-inch heels

1 escalator ride up

72 steps to the right

200 bucks for a kid with hydrocephalus

14 people in front

3 stations away

44 steps up 2 flights

1 flight down

4 flights up

a glassful of sweat

for an hour with you.

was it worth it?

yes, oh yes.

And everything’s happy. Songs were written for each other. Prose and poetry can be read from them, and a person’s back was almost broken.

Then came the news, Luching need to go to Australia, and Basky was left behind. At that moment I can feel their sadness, their confusion.

Basky consulted me about asking Luching to marry him. I thought it was just a joke.

And he insisted that I’ll be the best man. I told him to marry Luching with the right reasons.

A series of trips to Iloilo and Cotabato happened afterwards, the couple told me Basky proposed. Luching’s happy, and her mom… well let’s just say Basky did charm Luching’s family.

It’s January, and Luching went to Australia, leaving Basky behind, with 85 days. 85 days of sacrifice, 85 days of separation, 85 blog post of promises, and 85 days of looking for ways to earn money for the marriage and for him to follow Luching in Australia.

Basky was so eager to earn money that he asked us all if any of us have freelance jobs for:

  • Web Content Writer/Manager
  • Voice Talent/Audio Video Production
  • Events Planning and Management
  • Copywriting
  • brick laying, digging a hole, carpentry, mixing cement
  • just not that heavy work coz he broke his back just last year

Luching on the other hand, hastily looked for a job to earn fast cash for both of them.

Before the 85 days was up, Basky’s breezes thru all the documents, travel papers, medical exams, wet under wears, and he’s already at Australia with the contented Luching’s back in his arms again.

Fast forward now, and we’re all here to witness their church wedding.

I guess most of you will say they’re a great couple that was really meant for each other. They have similar interests, similar hobbies, both have great family background, good education. They like poetry, music, words specially. One can cook the other loves to eat. Know how to communicate well, they understand each other, and they really-really love each other.

But for me, they’re the perfect couple because of their flaws, their mistakes, their hardships, and their willingness to sacrifice just to be together. They challenged each other to meet their goals in a limited amount of time and successfully met them. On every problem they encountered, they try to solve it together with minimal bloodsheds.

I guess that’s what makes them special, it makes them unique and strong, that makes them blissful… and that will bind them together for a long… long… long time.

Before I raise a toast to the newly weds, earlier, I mentioned the words “you know, sense” In case none of you appreciates this speech, at least it has sense.

A toast to the newly weds, Luanne and Siegfred. Let all the nice things that I said happen to you and many more blessings from HIM. (point your finger above)

Sumusunod sa galaw ko....



Guess who's singing the Rejoice Shampoo jingle now?




me...nyahahahaha!!!

Tagged by PinkStar Ayeth



here's my 2nd desktop in the office, normally called "test pc" cause most of the testing being done happens here. you just have to read the red descriptions :D

and just for the sake of bragging, i'm using a 22" wide lcd :P

Colors of October

I have much much little time to update my blog, so here's a whole bunch of pics instead. :D


peach and yellow

a college friend of mine had his audition for Deal or No Deal, he literally drag us to be a part of the six family/friends that will assist him during the game. we took this pic while we're inside ABS-CBN compound. sadly, we failed to please the jurors.


















yellow


after years and years of hard work, my family decided to buy a public utility jeepney. something for my dad's retirement. and yes, he's the one who chooses the color.





violet

after realizing my mus-cles gone and my abs turned to tabs, from pandesal to one big monay, it is time to go back to the gym.

























blue and red

two days before the G2 Bombing/incident, i literally drag myself to Makati Med, due to a bad case of gastroenteritis and severe hydration. good thing the doctors are not that busy.







green and black

and damn you lastikman!! my 3 year old shoes change its status from coolness to baduy after you release your
footwear merchandize!!








different colors


after my MA classes on saturdays, here's what i normally see on my way home at the lrt. long live the quiapo market :D

Name and Stars



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This happened around the middle of September, after my over hyped interview with IBM (Eastwood). After the interview, I took a taxi on my way back to Makati.

Me: Boss Makati, sa Rufino

Taxi Driver (TD): Sang side boss? Sa Salcedo o sa Legazpi ?

Me: Dun mismo sa building ng Rufino… ay teka, diretso mo na lang sa Convergys.

TD: OK. Sige.

Paglabas ng Eastwood, traffic na.

TD: Traffic dito, tinanggal kasi yung U-turn slot e.

Me: Pambihira talaga o, e puro de-kotse andito sa Eastwood ah.

TD: Oo nga. Ano ba ginawa mo dyan boss?

Me: Interview dyan sa IBM.

TD: Uy ok dyan, laki daw ng bigay dyan.

Me: Heheheh, sana.

TD: Uso na naman mainframe ngayon no?

Me: (wow, did the taxi driver just mentioned mainframe?) talaga? No idea, more on machines ang work ko e.

TD: Ahh.. anong machine.

Me: Multiviewers kasi ako ngayon… yung mga machine na ginagamit sa mga OBVan. Yung mga display cards nya, video cards nya, may mga software yun, and QA ang job ko.

TD: Video cards? As in yung ginagamit sa mga desktop?

Me: Hindi, iba yun, manufactured mismo para sa kanila yun e.

TD: Plan ko nga pala mag-upgrade ng desktop e. Ok na kaya yung Quad Core ngayon?

Me: (huwaw!! Mag-a-upgrade ng desktop!! At alam yung QuadCore!!) Ok yun ah. Basta hwag ka lang mag-upgrade sa Vista, ang dami pang hindi compatible sa Vista.

TD: Gusto ko kasi pang-video editing.

Me: Then try mo MAC, sa office namin the best sila sa graphics and video editing.

TD: E ok na ko sa Windows, hindi talaga ako masasanay sa mouse na walang right-click.

Me: (Huwaw!! Alam ang right click sa MAC!! Slowly I realized, he’s not a regular taxi driver. Clean finger nails, techie savvy, and it looks like he owns the cab) Ok.

TD: Iba na talaga ngayon no… dati masaya na ko sa 20GB na hard disk, ngayon yung 150 GB ko sa bahay bitin pa. E yung friend ko nga e, yung mga video card nya yung mga twenty to thirty thousand pesos, at wala kang mabibili kahit saan nun. May connection sya sa Villman at mga prototypes lang ang binibili nya.

Me: Ang bangis naman nun, gamer yata yun e.

TD: Oo nga gamer yun, yung casing nga nya e wala pang power supply umabot na ng 17000.

Me: Cool yun ah.

TD’s phone rings.

TD: Hello… o… later mo na lang send yung fax

Me: (Syet!! May fax machine sa bahay!!)

TD: Nasa labas ako e. Later na lang… and oo, nakausap ko na attorney ko, sya na bahala dun sa mga licenses para dun sa event.

Me: (Huwaw!! May sariling attorney!! *faints*)

TD: Sige, later na lang, Green light na.

Me: Attorney? May kaso ka?

TD: Hindi kasi, ako ang event manager nung World Cyber Games dito sa tin.

Me: (Huwaw ulit… World Cyber Games Event Manager!! )

TD: Minsan nga nagjoin ako sa kanila e, ang gagaling talaga. Lalo na yung mga taga-Korea. Alam mo ba na sa Korea e treated as athletes silang mga gamers? May pa-condo at allowance pa.

Me: Ok ah, gamer ka din?

TD: Ah hindi, nakikisali lang.

I can’t remember most of our conversation and how we ended up talking about religion.

TD: Hindi na kasi ako pure Catholic e, may oriental influence na kasi ako.

Me: Oriental? Like Buddhism? Sabagay, mas gusto ko ang mga Buddhist kasi sila walang pakelamanan, kung ano gusto mo as long na wala kang nasasaktan ok lang.

TD: Iba kasi ang Buddhism compared sa Christianism, thru self enlightenment kasi sila. Isa pa, ang Buddhism, nagstart sya sa rich culture. Kumbaga they believe in reincarnation kasi mayaman na sila e di mas maayos pag nag-reincarnate sila kasi mayaman din sila e. E ang Christianism, nag-originate sya sa mga slaves? E biruin mo, maniniwala sila sa reincarnation e mahirap na nga sila e, babalik pang mahirap.

Me: (huwaw deep!!) Sige boss, dyan na lang ako sa Convergys. Thank you ha. (Sabay abot ng bayad)

TD: Sige.. Thank you din.

Huwaw… lessons learned from a taxi driver. I feel so dumb afterwards. Hehehehe.

hey fucker!!


just flooded my multiply contacts with this... hehehe

Acerology (tagged by pinkstar)

FOODOLOGY

Q: What is your salad dressing of choice?
A. caesar's or julius'

Q: What is your favorite fast food restaurant?
A. jollibee!!!!, Brother's, hotshots

Q: What is your favorite sit-down restaurant?
A. hmm... chinese resto @ chitlom sa bangkok

Q: On average, what size tip do you leave at a restaurant?
A. 20 pesos :D

Q: What food could you eat every day for two weeks and not get sick of it?
A: pork adobo and rice :D

Q: What are your pizza toppings of choice?
A. their special

Q: What do you like to put on your toast?
A. star margarine at asukal !!! (pampatangkad)

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TECHNOLOGY

Q: What is your wallpaper on your computer?
A. sexy pic of Priestess Tyrande

Q: How many televisions are in your house?
A. 1 lang po

BIOLOGY

Q: Are you right-handed or left-handed?
A. left-handed

Q: Have you ever had anything removed from your body?
A. tonsils :D

Q: What is the last heavy item you lifted?
A. well.. 3 years ago, I can bench press 80kgs

Q: Have you ever been knocked unconscious?
A. after the anesthesia.... zzzzzzzzz

- - -

BULLCRAPOLOGY

Q: If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die?
A. it removes the excitement... but it does help you prepare

Q: If you could change your name, what would you change it to?
A. e di acer !! :D

Q: What color do you think looks best on you?
A: yellow and pink!!! hoo hah!!

Q: Have you ever swallowed a non-food item by mistake?
A. do insects count?

Q: Have you ever saved someone’s life?
A. prolly :P

Q: Has someone ever saved yours?
A. prolly :P


- - -

DAREOLOGY

Q: Would you kiss a member of the same sex for $100?
A. yay!!

Q: Would you allow one of your little fingers to be cut off for $200,000
A. make it $2,000,000

Q: Would you never blog again for $50,000?
A. too cheap. hahaha

Q: Would you pose naked in a magazine for $250,000?
A. ofcourse!! syet!! syempre naman!! pagkakataon ko ng sumikat!!! Nyahahaha!!!

Q: Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for $1000?
A. can I add pizza on that? :D

Q: Would you, without fear of punishment, take a humans life for $1,000,000?
A. nope. pro life ako e


- - -

DUMBOLOGY

Q: What is in your left pocket?
A. celphone

Q: Is Napoleon Dynamite actually a good movie?
A. i dunno

Q: Do you have hardwood or carpet in your house?
A. we have a hard floor :D

Q: Do you sit or stand in the shower?
A. stand

Q: How many pairs of flip flops do you own?
A. sandals meron.. saka stiletto. ayyy!! gurl!!

Q: Last time you had a run-in with the cops?
A. can't remember any

Q: What do you want to be when you grow up?
A. am already a grown up

Q: Who is number 1 on your top 8?
A. what is top8?

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LASTOLOGY

Q: Friend you talked to?
A. chinkles, college buddies, ex officemates

Q: Last person who called you?
A. chinkles, about some vietnam rose or something. :D

Q: Person you hugged?
A. gempren ko.. si honeyyummyjuicysugarlicious!! :D

Q: Person you kissed?
A. syempe si Rob... este.. si gempren ko pa din!! :D

- - -

FAVORITOLOGY

Q: Number?
A. anything with 1 and 3 or 13 or 31 or 1 or 3. :D

Q: Season?
A: birthday!! hoohah!! saka christmas:D

- - -

CURRENTOLOGY

Q: Missing someone?
A. i miss someplace.. i miss bangkok..huhuhu

Q: Mood?
A. sleypi

Q: Listening to?
A: officemate chats

Q: Watching?
A. officemates talk

Q: Worrying about?
A. hakuna matata :P

- - -

RANDOMOLOGY

Q: First place you went this morning?
A. kitchen

Q: What can you not wait to do?
A. get rich enough to just travel and travel and travel! -> preho tayo ayeth!!

Q: What’s the last movie you saw?
A. gempren forced me to watch ang-cute-ng-ina-mo in vcd

Q: Do you smile often?
A. opkors

Q: Are you a friendly person?
A. friendly to the point "most people" misinterpret my friendliness :D

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TAGOLOGY

Q. Tag five people and explain why you're tagging 'em.

1. gempren ko - para ma-update nya blog nya :D
2. quents - i always like his witty one liner answers
3. ilovehoneynispits - enough coffee talk
4. crazymerrick- thanking her for doin my finals assignment :D
5. wishiwashu- lapit na kasing mag-graduate e :P

new template...

yey!! i finally updated my blog...
i'll be adding my friend's link prolly this weekend and my first normal post next week :P
and i'm off to work!

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Looking for Managerial Accounting Book/Ebook

The original price of this book is 150 USD !!!


I need your help if ever you know the where-abouts(?) of this book, if you have a second hand copy which I can borrow or buy from you (in a cheaperrrrr price) ...


Or I need your help on searching the ebook version in the internet.



Managerial Accounting
by Joseph C. Louderback III
Jay S. Holmen
10th Edition


the other one is

Managerial Accounting
by Harold M. Sollenger
Arnold Schneider
Latest Edition



HELP !!

MEM spec in SM


after 7 years and 2 months i'm now officially a student again.
see you this school year ! :D



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just updated pricktion... check out the latest "fictional" story..


*nuninuninuninuinnuninu*

and i'm still coughing...

here's the main reason why i'm still dead coughing...





the result.... Php 2,400 worth of meds, inclusive of that happy cough syrup

Reply to this POST!!!!

1. i'll respond with something random about you.
2. I'll tell you what song/movie reminds me of you.
3. I'll pick a flavor of jello to wrestle with you in.
4. I'll say something that only makes sense to you and me.
5. I'll tell you my first/clearest memory of you.
6. I'll tell you what animal you remind me of.
7. I'll ask you something that I've always wondered about you.
8. If I do this for you, you must post this on your journal.



*waiting... *

Which superhero are you?

Heheheh... perfect match...

Your results:
You are Spider-Man

























Spider-Man
80%
Superman
75%
Green Lantern
75%
The Flash
75%
Iron Man
70%
Supergirl
68%
Wonder Woman
58%
Robin
48%
Catwoman
40%
Hulk
40%
Batman
35%
You are intelligent, witty,
a bit geeky and have great
power and responsibility.


Click here to take the Superhero Personality Quiz

Blogthings... (from Batang_Star)

You Are 91% Grown Up, 9% Kid

Your emotional maturity is fully developed, and you have an excellent grasp on your emotions.
In fact, you are so emotionally mature - you should consider being a therapist!




You Are 47% Addicted to the Internet

You're somewhat addicted to the internet - but who isn't?
You can keep it under check, and you're by no means a hermit.



Your Life Is Worth...

$826,000

- amp!! ang cheap ko!!!


Your Cell Phone Etiquette is 32% Bad, 68% Good

Your cell phone manners are quite good. Not perfect, but almost.
Occasionally, you do annoy people with your cell. But when you realize it, you stop.



Your Personality is Very Rare (ESTP)

Your personality type is dominant, driven, poised, and self-aware.

Only about 5% of all people have your personality, including 3% of all women and 6% of all men
You are Extroverted, Sensing, Thinking, and Perceiving.



You Are 25% Angry

You're occasionally angry, but it's really not an issue.
While you may give in to your temper once and a while, you're pretty mellow.
And as long as your anger doesn't effect your relationships, then it's probably in check.
You know that anger is a bad habit - and you don't engage in it often.

which supervillain are you?

Your results:
You are Dr. Doom



































Dr. Doom
69%
The Joker
68%
Riddler
66%
Apocalypse
66%
Lex Luthor
63%
Venom
58%
Magneto
57%
Mystique
53%
Kingpin
53%
Poison Ivy
50%
Dark Phoenix
48%
Green Goblin
41%
Catwoman
41%
Mr. Freeze
37%
Juggernaut
37%
Two-Face
37%
Blessed with smarts and power but burdened by vanity.


Click here to take the Supervillain Personality Quiz

I'm back

Finally after weeks of planning, we had our well deserved rest at Puerto Galera this weekend. Along with jhan and some of her officemates with their respective mates plus a cranky middle aged guy who wanted to bring his laptop on the trip.

I discovered that Vodka is a damn good expectorant.

I’ll be posting some of our pics later this week.

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To basky and lei :

Lessen up the earthquake tremors in your place okie. Plus luching, I’ll be sending you another draft for the continuation (goodness!) of hayfaniverse, prolly next week…. :D

QA

I’m a fault finder
I search for your mistakes
If I found one
I’ll prompt you

But that doesn’t mean
I’m always right
It’s just that…
You’re wrong

I’m a fault finder
I browse for your flaws
Fix it fix it,
You’ll hear me roar

It’s not that…
I don’t care
All I want is…
You to be better

Loboc River

A shot at one of the few "alive" rivers in the Philippines. Picture taken during our river cruise at Bohol last week.

irony?

I guess everyone knew who Rep. Satur Ocampo and his whereabouts right now. Considered a leftist by the government, he’s now charged with numerous accounts of murder.

Here’s the funny part, one of his supporters reacted violently on how the representative was treated by the military and shouted.

Nasan ang Hustisya dito? Bigyan ng due process si Satur Ocampo!! Ibigay nyo ang kalayaan at karapatan nya!!

A leftist supporter asking for democratic rights... Hmmm.

on my way to you...

Am staying here in Rufino, you’re there at Amorsolo…

980 steps if I’ll pass through Rufino St.

967 steps if I went through Dela Rosa St.

Then you’ll make me wait for 8 minutes before deciding you still need to go to the loo.

Goodness.

Where did the yuppies go?

i'd been working for almost two weeks now here in makati, but somehow i'm missing those regular guys that i usually see 5 years ago.where did they go?

yuppies : young urban poor professionals who usually wear long sleeves polo, dark slacks, leather shoes, occasional necktie and a regular bag either backpack or shoulder bag.

i'm surprised to see, those uber-cool clothes that young men usually wear to go to their office.
am not against casual clothes, but methinks, it's appropriate to wear working clothes to your job.

like when your parents asks you..
"anak, san ka ba pupunta at naka-japorms ka?"
"nay, magtrabaho po."
"aba.. san ka ba nagtrabaho, sa disco bar ba?"
"hindi po, sa opisina po sa makati.. sige po alis na ko."


oh yeah... change.



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Boho Hole = Boho meaning cave and hole as in butas.

Bohol the number one tourists spot in the Philippines, beating Boracay's white sand and bikinis.
Just spent our weekend there. for pictures click here! :D

Reunion Batch 95-96

Immanuel Lutheran High School Batch
1995-1996 will have the first reunion
this comming MARCH 31, 2007..at MARY
JAY Conception.

For Further Details..just reply 2 dis
msg

INVITATION WILL BE DELIVERED
PERSONALLY BY THE ORGANIZERS!..



(hindi po ako organizer, for details contact Cecil - 3510588 )

out of the statistics...

miss : good afternoon sir, kindly follow me please.
me : good afternoon ma'am.
miss : ok, here's the job offer. I'll let you browse it for five minutes, then I'll come back to discuss it.
me : ok.

Nyahahahahahahahahahah!!!

may trabaho na ko!! goodness!! :P



(methinks, i'm gonna take this job for now, coz' my dream company takes forever to process my application )

job hunting.. .zzzzzzzz


"interview ka din?"
"oo."
"anong oras ka?"
"3 pm ako pinapunta e. ikaw?"
"3:30 ako e"
"heheheh, sakto, 5 pm na, two hours antayin mo, sige ako na yung tinawag, goodluck na lang"

One bottle lang...

"... pagkatapos naming mag-jogging, dadaan kami dito ni Tin.. tapos mag-one bottle lang kami... tapos... hindi lang one bottle pala... "


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basky, luchie, jmg_up, nymos and acer :P

QT @ timezone


more days to count before the next timezone experience ...


MV Conchita Pics

how fun it is to learn that there's a sepia option on your celphone camera! ampness!!


dapat, lahat ng magtatapon ng basura sa dagat, iposas sa tabi ng makina sa ilalim...
bawal mag-cr dun sa tourist area? amp!

"boss.. nagdoble ho ang ticket number namin."
"ok lang ho yun, hanap na lang kayo ng bakanteng taheras."
bakit pag nakaalis na ang barko saka mag-check kayo ng ticket ?

child inside

hihihi... jollibee kiddie meal..







autobots transform!!! tsikukukukokukokoku.



Random pics

chivas regal with bro's friends

nag-surbey : census lang po sir/mam... magkano po yearly income nyo?
me : wala.. .wala akong trabaho e.



ale : dun po sa tabi ng heritage ang red ribbon.
me : ano? dapat pala sa EDSA tayo bumaba, layo tuloy ng nilakad natin kasi sa Baclaran tayo dumaan.

MGE Taxi

here's one polite taxi driver, uhmm... i mean here's his taxi's plate and body number :P
Go MGE taxis!!!

QT @ starbucks















See my hair...