Best of both...

Him : I'm bisexual goddamnit !!! The best of both worlds !!
Us : eewwww...

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Us : So.. where did you boyfriend go?
Him : Fuck you man!! You're just jealous, and you want him for yourself!!


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Me : Uy.. hindi pala gumagamit ng steroids e.
Him: Mas ngiiii... ibig sabhin natural yung man-boobs nya?
Me : Oo.. hehehe.
Him: Yukkkk.. hahahahaha