Pai Tam (Saan Pinagawa?)

neighbor : "Sawatdee Pii mai" (happy new year)
me : "Sawatdee Pii mai"
(neighbor checking my hair )
neighbor : "ahhmm your hair, pai tam " (where did I have my hair done?)
(she's wondering why my hair's that curly.)
me : mai tam (didn't do anything). I just wake up, and my hair's always been like this.


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"Grabe talaga ang mga pinoy, lakas sa tsismis, porke ba kasama ko palagi yung tao e.. kami na?"
"Hehehehe, ganun talaga, wala kaming makitang iba mong kasama e."
"Ngeks, kung ganun ang siste, kung lalaki ang kasama ko palagi bading ako?"
"Hwag kang mag-alala pare, hindi naman halata e.. Nyahahahahaha!! "
"Nyahahahahaha!!! "
(natawa ako pero hindi natutuwa)


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"Ey. can you thank them for taking care of us last night."
"That's no big deal for them, because they are so used doing that"
"Doing?? Taking care of the drunk?"
"Yup, they always do that to him (points at her bf)"

I envy those who get drunk and taken cared of (by me).