Mumu

"You know what, I can think of a hundred scary stories
inside this bus"
"Eeewww.. you are scary."
"Nyahahahaha!!! , not really, with vivid imagination lang"
"Sige nga"
"Like for example, I always think, that if you put your hands
or head outside the window, another vehicle will hit us and
bye bye to your hand or head. Or maybe, there's someone
on top of the bus with a big sword that can cut your hands."
"Naknangteteng na imagination yan !! "
"Nyahahahahaha ! "
"Alam mo, try writing your scary stories."
"Ayoko nga , e kung may makabasa ang isipin weird pa ko."
"Haller, hindi ka pa ba weird nyan? Forward mo sa kin"
"Hmmm..sige try ko pag may oras"


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After eating a sumptous meal.
"Nyam nyam, its been quite a while since we last eat like this."
"Hehehe.. si Xian e.. ayaw magluto"
"Uy patayin nyo nga yang tv ng makisali na sa usapan si A"
"Nyahahaha!! Nakikinig naman ako ah"
"Uy.. speaking.. kwento mo nga yung sa White Noise"
"Oo nga.. remember yung white noise na movie, in which
the dead talks through frequency.. like sa tv or radio..
Nyahahahaha!!! Tinatakot ko si Chinx"
"Oo nga"
"Hindi sya makaganti sa pananakot kasi wala akong tv.
Nyahahahaha!! "
"Oo nga no.. teka... ano ba panakot natin dito?"
"Yung sa bintana nya.. "
"Ay oo nga no .. may nakatingin sa bintana nya.. hahahaha!!"
"Mga hayup kayo.. matapos tayong magkwentuhan ng nakakatakot e.. pagdating ko sa bahay..tumawag pa kayo para sabihin lang na may nakasilip sa bintana kong nakaputi na mahaba ang buhok!! "
"Hahahahahahahah!! "


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Hiphop again? Nah.

Its been quite a while since I last wear my white G-Unit shoes, big white shirt and my big pants (the hiphop outfit). Well, since I'm now used on sporting the rugged look. Ofcourse, by wearing these clothes you need to have the hiphop attitude, as what my friend Dice told me. Its not just the outfit, its the attitude that goes with it.
Key word here = attitude.
Yeah, whatever I wear, however I act, it all boils down to my attitude.

Geeezz.. I am going no where with this thoughts.
Too much random ideas flashing into my mind. And I can't put my self on a single topic.


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"Ey, I think you and her, are.. you know... (silly smile)."
"No fucking way!! She's like my sister here. And it feels so disgusting (puking look)"
"Hahahaha!! Really?"
"Yup, we are FRIENDS. Goodness, its really weird if we'll start dating.."
"Ohh, I get it. You see, I once dated my bestfriend, and it lasts for almost two months."
"What happened?"
"Well, it didn't work out. Were bestfriends, its that 'weird' yucky feeling."
"See."
"Mmmm... most of the time bestfriends do make better lovers."
"Nah.. it only happens on cheesy movies"


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(someone grabs me from dancing with this thai chick)
"What?"
"Haller !! (don't do that look)"
"Ano na naman? we're just dancing."
"Don't flirt with her."
"Why?"
"She's HER bestfriend"
"Am not flirting. We're just dancing."
"Yeah right."
"Hey its not my fault if I'm the only guy in our group who knows how to shake his booty. I'm giving equal time to all the girls."
"Yeah yeah yeah".


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"Nayabangan ka no kaya ka nawalan ng interes?"
"Ha ha ha ha. Not really."
"She doesn't know you dude"
"I guess she never will"


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"You know what, I don't think you're the one being influenced here...You are influencing them."
"Ha ha ha... fuck you man"
"Yeah... you are on the top.. the prime EVUL... and its only a one way flow.. from you to them. You are the source!!"
"Hahahahaahah!!! Gagu!! "


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"Hey.. I like his hair !! " (points at the guy with dreads)
"Really? No wonder SHE left you. "

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Perfect Adjective

"What happened to me? I don't fucking feel anything. Its like, lettin them do what they want and me doin what I want yet I don't care"
"Hey, I've been through that, and I understand you."
"Thanks, that's the best three words that you've just said to me."
"Huh?"
"You understand me. Thanks."


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"You know what? She's a very dangerous woman packed in a small package."



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Me = Monkey :D

Chinese Year: February 16, 1980 - February 04, 1981
Your Birthday: September 18, 1980

The Monkey is a Yin, and is the Ninth sign of the Chinese horoscope.

Characteristics:
Improvisation
Cunning
Stability
Leadership
Wit
Zeal

Vices:
Deceit
Ruse
Loquacity
Self-Involvement
Silliness
Opportunism

There is absolutely nothing wrong with Monkeys. They are stable, upstanding creatures who blaze trails, love children and animals, take trouble with detail, and, one is tempted to say, "see no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil." When they are not tempted to be "naughty,"

Monkey people are the nicest people you would want to know. Trouble is, Monkeys are a mite childish and, like kids, are often drawn to mischief. And when Monkeys get into mischief, hold your hats!

The thing about Monkeys that charms the pants off almost anybody who encounters them is that they are adorable. Monkeys, even at their most vain and chattery, are irresistibly lovable. They make you laugh and are often informative; they are pleasant to look at, as they care enormously about their appearance, and, most of all, Monkeys are nice.

They make super, long-lasting friends, fine neighbors and excellent employees. Monkeys are naturally conscientious and always prefer to see a job well done rather than sign their name to a slapdash piece of work.

Take a look at the person who cracks the most jokes at the next party you attend. Does he or she have simian features? Is there anything wiry and agile about his morphology? Moving from audience to audience, the Monkey seeks out his most appreciative public and then proceeds to dazzle with rib-tickling tales of experiences he's had or eccentric people he's known. And if this tactic, that of the charming raconteur, doesn't work, don't put it past the Monkey to unbutton his shirt, put it on backward and clown around that way. If you don't pay attention to a Monkey, trust him to find a way to see that you do.

Most admirable about Monkey people is their ability to solve problems. It is difficult to imagine a dilemma wherein the Monkey cannot take the upper hand, wade through the gory particulars, think up new and exotic ways to get at the pith of the problem and come triumphantly, if somewhat the worse for wear, out the other side.

Monkeys make excellent business people. They are apt at negotiating deals and finding little ways to beat their adversaries at their own game. Monkeys like sports and are usually very fit. If they gain too much weight or notice a paunch forming atop their waistline, Monkeys are the first to go on diets, work out and find a way to solve the fat problem.

Deep inside of Monkeys there seems to run a current of equilibrium. No matter how crazy they go; never mind how much they overindulge. Monkeys always land on their feet. They never sink into self-destruction and are gifted with an uncanny ability to stand back from themselves, appraise the results of their follies and pull themselves together. In the pit of their most profound selves lives a little watcher whose job it is to warn the monkey of danger. If he listens to his watcher and heeds the watcher's advice, the Monkey will never fall apart.

Finally, if you have a Monkey close to you, my advice is, let him swing. He can go out and stay out and carouse and philander. But the essentially good Monkey will always come home to his favorite tree. Monkeys often have lots of children and make exceptional parents, taking original stands where child-rearing is concerned, helping them over hurdles in adolescence and always being able to recall their own childhoods -hence understanding and communicating, endlessly communicating.

What's in a name...

My name : means DARK

Hers : means LIGHT


uuuuyyyyyy bagay.


Har har har. Next thing you'll see are poems and proses. Geeezzz.
Am I really that gullible?

Is this love ?

Loving a person doesn't need a criteria, - kung ganun, ok lang kung lalaki sya dati or may bigote sya. FYI how can you fall for someone you can't even imagine KISSING??


kasi once you fall inlove, you take the risk of accepting the person. - you've already taken a risk the first time you asked their names. Hindi porket inlove ka saka ka na lang mag-risk.


You don't need to find the answers kung bakit mo siya mahal - kasi alam mo na kung bakit. Gusto mo sya physically at emotionally.


kasi lahat nagbabago, but if you accept that person, magbago man siya in the middle of the relationship di ka masasaktan kasi tanggap mo siya ng buo - talagang lahat nagbabago, nasa inyo kung mag-adjust kayo sa sa changes na nangyayari sa inyo. Who says hindi ka masasaktan? E kung nagpalagay sya ng sangkatutak na piercing sa katawan na puro spikes, sa tingin mo pag nagtabi kayo hindi ka masasaktan? Kidding aside, you will get hurt, but since you've already accepted them, you'll understand why, and you won't be hurt anymore.


Mahirap gawin pero masarap subukan dahil wala ng sasaya pa if you let that one person feel na mahal na mahal mo siya without asking anything in return, then you can say "wow, yun pala ang love!" - Dito lang ako agree.

Lights !!!!

And you say I'm dark huh.... HU HAH!!!

Worst Advice

"Uy... uwi na ko, tanghali na, maglalaba pa ko"
"Oh c'mon man, lets watch some DVD first"
"Okie ka lang, wala na kong susuoting brief bukas!!! "
"Hahahahahaha!! Just follow your aunt's advice!"
"Ahh shet.. what movie ba?"
"Kingdom of Heaven"
"Great. Ok, bili muna ko ng brief dyan sa Emporium. You evul you!!! "


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"... kasi mas mababa ang level of thinking mo kaysa sa kanya."
(stunned... yet I understood)
" yeah."

I shouldn't be posting this convy... but I did remember it, and somehow ... (i-don't know-what-to-write-so-I-must-get-myself-an-English-MS-Office-I'm-running-out-of-words).. :D

Pai Tam (Saan Pinagawa?)

neighbor : "Sawatdee Pii mai" (happy new year)
me : "Sawatdee Pii mai"
(neighbor checking my hair )
neighbor : "ahhmm your hair, pai tam " (where did I have my hair done?)
(she's wondering why my hair's that curly.)
me : mai tam (didn't do anything). I just wake up, and my hair's always been like this.


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"Grabe talaga ang mga pinoy, lakas sa tsismis, porke ba kasama ko palagi yung tao e.. kami na?"
"Hehehehe, ganun talaga, wala kaming makitang iba mong kasama e."
"Ngeks, kung ganun ang siste, kung lalaki ang kasama ko palagi bading ako?"
"Hwag kang mag-alala pare, hindi naman halata e.. Nyahahahahaha!! "
"Nyahahahahaha!!! "
(natawa ako pero hindi natutuwa)


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"Ey. can you thank them for taking care of us last night."
"That's no big deal for them, because they are so used doing that"
"Doing?? Taking care of the drunk?"
"Yup, they always do that to him (points at her bf)"

I envy those who get drunk and taken cared of (by me).

Teets for thoughts

here's my yellow pic.


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(jan 13, 2006)
"Why would you be afraid if you're not meant to be?"
"Ayokong makasakit ng tao."
"But soon you'll still do, and in the process you'll also end up hurting yourself."
"Geeeezzz..."
"Hmmm.. basta sa akin, kung hindi uukol, hindi bubukol"
"Hahaha.. yeah right, sex na nga lang pag-usapan natin, para mas maganda ang topic."

She (sfecial daw) says

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she: "Taxi na. obviously on the way na ko dyan. Wait ka lang ha."
me: (as if may choice ako)


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"Dito na tayo sa labas ha... so I can smoke. Ok lang sa yo diba? (very scary tone)


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"ummm" (pinaso ako ng yosi).
"Hahahahahahha!!! "

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me: "psstt... eto gift ko."
she: "asan"
me: "dali tago mo na"
she: (grabs the gift and hid it inside her bag)
me: (looks around) goodness Grid, hanggang dito ba sinusundan mo ko ng video cam??!
she : "buking!"

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me: "hindi na uso flowers ang binibigay sa gurl, corona beer na"

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she: "hindi mo ba ako ihahatid?"
me: "hindi"
me: "hehehe, joke lang. "
she: "manong Coloong lng"
me: "thanks sa shirt ha."
she: "o paano?"
me: "bye, ingat..."
(sabay lapit si miss para sa kiss)
"mwwwaaiikkss" (sa pisngi lang po)

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She says... (She is plural)

A lot happened on my three weeks at Manila,
and I can list some of my favorite
phrase/comments with women there.



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"Sino yan? Anak ka ng tatay mo!! Akala ko
naman kung sino. Ikaw pala ang bisita ng
kapatid mo. Hahahahahahah!!!

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me: "hi !"
she : "Ha ha ha!!! Andito ka!! God!! Wow!!
Hahahaha!! Andito ka nga!!! Shit.. Hindi ako
makahinga.. grabe na to. Sobrang blessings sa
kanya ito. Kailan ka dumating? Ang hilig mo
talaga sa suprises. Ha ha ha! Naku.. ikaw
talaga! "

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"Nakakainis ka... hayuuuppp !!! "

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"Hi ako nga pala bagong friend nya. Close
kami really." (while eyeing the spicy sampaloc)

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"I missed you. "

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(poke)
(poke)
"Aba... totoo ka nga. Hi hi hi. "

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me : looking at her half chicken plus pasta
meal at Sbarro's
"Grabe.. hindi ako matakaw!! Gutom lang
talaga ako."
(moves her almost empty dish to another
table)
"Ayan, hindi sa kin yan ha."

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"Ey, okey lang kahit walang toy car, maganda
din naman yung keychain ah. "

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"Aaaacccceeeerrrrrrr!!!! Grabe ha.. sino pa ba
may car? Pwede pa another two here. Wait ha.
What time ba meet? Wait nyo kami ha. "

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me: hey who's them?
she : hmm friends ko.. eto bf ko.
me : (senyas if yan si ....? )
she : (senyas din.. hindi sya yan. iba)
me : (smile lang)
she : (smile din)
me : tsk tsk tsk (iling)

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she : (senglot) (tulog)... waawweeeee*...

*clue, its a person's name.. medyo iniba ng
konti kasi nga senglot na.

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Aalis na naman ako...

(this was written last January 8, 2006 at 2 AM)

 

 Ilang oras na lang, lilipad na naman ako patungo sa ibang bayan. Ilang oras na lang, andun na ako sa lupain ng mga Thai, kasama ang ilan kong mga kaibigan at mga ka-trabaho. Eto ako, may hang-over pa ng mga kasayahan at kaligayahan naranasan ko sa tatlong linggong bakasyon ko dito sa Maynila. Simula sa pag-sopresa ko sa mga magulang, sa nobya ko, sa mga kaibigan ko hanggang sa tahimik na pag-alis ko mamaya, puro masasayang ala-ala ang naiisip ko. Hindi na naman ako makatulog, hindi dahil sa excited na akong makabalik, kundi, nalulungkot na ako kasi nga aalis na naman ako. Eto ayoko pag masyadong masaya e, masyado ka ding malulungkot pagkatapos.

 
Ibang kaligayahan ang makapag-pasaya ng ibang tao, lalo na kung mga bata dun sa DBAA project. Walang katumbas ang simpleng kagalakan ng mga inosenteng bata at kakulitan ng mga matatanda. Sa wakas din,nakita ko at nakasama sa personal ang ilang mga regulars dito sa Highfiber. Nakakatuwang isipin, na kung paano kami magturingan sa CB e ganoon din sa personal, wala nga lang na-sisipa at naba-ban. Ganun din kami magpalitan ng kuru-kuro katulad ng pag-lagay namin ng mga komento sa mga threads, yun nga lang, mahirap mag-poke kasi baka may umuwing duguan e.
 

Sa halos araw-araw na gimik kasama ang mga kaibigan, nobya at pamilya ko. Talagang na-maximize ko ang kaunting panahon na ginugol ko dito sa Maynila. Walang oras akong sinayang para mapasaya ang mga taong mahal ko sa buhay, at sila din naman e napasaya ako. Simple lang naman kasi ang kaligayahan ko, makita ko lang sila, e ayos na ko. Eto ang hirap sa mga nag-ta-trabaho sa ibang bansa, nagkakaroon ka ng favorite emotion --> missness.
 

Sa mga gimik ng mga taga-Hifi ulit. Akala nyo, nung DBAA lang kami nagkita-kita? Kala nyo lang yun. Sa dami ng mga nagkaroon ng "Hyperacidity", nabasa ang mga brief, at hindi pinayagan ng mga magulang/nobya/asawa kaya hindi nakasipot sa mga lakad. Kaya para magkaroon ng pagkakataon na makasama lahat, e di iba-ibang gabi ang mga gimik. Mabuti na lang at walang nagkaroon ng masyadong seryosong karamdaman, mga isa o dalawang araw lang sa ospital.

 
Sa huling hirit na EB/Gimik nung Biyernes, despedida sa mga aalis at welcome party sa bagong dating na naging masaya dahil may nawalan ng sapatos at umiyak dahil pinagplanuhang ihulog sa jacuzzi. Masaya pa din. Iba talaga ang tawanang walang halong alitan, (wala kasi kaming mutiny, kasi na-reset yung affinity ng pasimuno namin). Halos walang oras na hindi nagtatawanan, huminto na lang nung nanonood na sila *ubo* kami ng porn.


Ilang oras na lang paalis na ko. Kahit nalulungkot, pilit ko na lang inaaalala ang mga ngiti ng mga batang naka-tanggap ng regalo, ang sopresa sa mata ng mga mahal ko sa buhay, ang mga tawa ng bago at lumang mga kaibigan, ang amoy ng alak kasama ang mga bagong kaibigan at syempre, ang ala-ala na minsan ng Disyembre 2005 hanggang Enero 2006, nagkita-kita ang mga pricks, bitches, geeks, geekettes, jocks at cheerleaders ng Hifi, at walang na-poke.