I should have posted this last december 18, kaso naging busy e. btw i arrived last week, 17th morning.
val : uy.. diba ikaw yung friend ni CheAnne?
me : oo ako nga!! ikaw nga !! ikaw nga!! huhuhu... magkano ang charge nyo sa excess baggage?
val : naku.. 235 per kilo... baket.
me : hala.. e mga 60 kgs to e.
val : nakow.. 20 kgs lang ang limit namin, bale over ka ng 40 kgs, mga 9400 baht babayaran mo.
me : *faints*
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me : huuy... maawa ka na, ok na tong hand carry ko kahit 20kgs sya.
val : naku naman e ang bigat nyan e. sige na nga, tago mo na yan, ako ng bahala later.
me : yehey!! bait mo talaga. gumaganda ka ah.
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check-in clerk : sir, you exceed the baggage limit of 20 kgs, you need to pay 4,700 baht.
me : 4,700 baht? no kidding.. Roht Dai Mai Khrap ? (Can I have a discount?)
check-in clerk : sorry sir. no discount.
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me : psst.. magaganda ba mga stewardess ng cebu pacific.
val : haay naku, mas maganda pa ako.
me : ganun ba? nakow, hindi na ko sasakay ng cebuppacific, mga panget pala e.
val : aba ang kapal ha. singilin kaya kita dun sa 20kgs pa na excess mo.
me : kaw naman, joke lang yun.
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stewardess : ladies and gentlemen our mineral water is 50 pesos, soda drinks is also 50 pesos, sanmiguel beer is 100 pesos.
me : goodness.. nagbenta. amp!
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me : whew.. good thing there's an open money changer here.
foreigner : yep, i went outside and everyone will open at 8 am.
me : well, that's the downside of arriving early
foreigner : but atleast were not crowded.
me : you can say that. merry christmas!
foreigner : same to you!
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me : boss pwedeng dumaan muna tayo ng jollibee drive thru, hindi pa ko nag-almusal e, walang pagkain sa airplane e.
driver : okey sir.
after 20 minutes
me : boss hwag na lang. diretso na lang tayo ng valenzuela, siguro naman nakapamalengke na nanay ko nito.
| Your EQ is 147 |
 50 or less: Thanks for answering honestly. Now get yourself a shrink, quick! 51-70: When it comes to understanding human emotions, you'd have better luck understanding Chinese. 71-90: You've got more emotional intelligence than the average frat boy. Barely. 91-110: You're average. It's easy to predict how you'll react to things. But anyone could have guessed that. 111-130: You usually have it going on emotionally, but roadblocks tend to land you on your butt. 131-150: You are remarkable when it comes to relating with others. Only the biggest losers get under your skin. 150+: Two possibilities - you've either out "Dr. Phil-ed" Dr. Phil... or you're a dirty liar. |
